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Posts Tagged ‘chavs

Just whack a donk on it mate

Posted by: smellmycheese on: September 7, 2010

Someone wise (or whose name I just can’t remember) once said that wasps are like chavs with wings, and I can see where they’re coming from to an extent: irritating, pointless and prone to unprovoked acts of violence. I’ve yet to see a wasp in Elizabeth Duke playing donk out of its mobile phone on [...]

Aussie Adventures Pt I

Posted by: smellmycheese on: November 2, 2009

So I thought I’d try and blog about my Aussie Adventures (TM) because it’s easier than emailing individual people and obviously everyone wants to hear me talk about myself some more, but from the other side of the world. Having had less than two hour’s sleep in 24 hours I should really be in bed but [...]

LOL! And chavs on buses.

Posted by: smellmycheese on: August 17, 2009

Are you sitting comfortably? Then let me begin with a question: What would you think of me if I were to say “ba boom cha!” and make a drumming motion with my hands each time I said something funny? What if I did it each time I said something not particularly funny at all? For [...]


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