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Love is in the air…

Posted by: smellmycheese on: February 13, 2010

 …or is that methane? It’s hard to tell. Both are overpowering, overwhelming, and closely associated with the rectal arena. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like anal intrusion, after all. Anyway, in case you’d somehow missed it, it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow. And what better time than this, the weekend of love, to reflect on something that brings us all together - [...]

Are you in love?

Posted by: smellmycheese on: October 19, 2009

Want the world to know? Just got to let it show? Then why not set up a joint Facebook profile! As well as making sure everyone instantly wants to vomit in your face by demonstrating how squishy wishy and cuddly wuddly your relationship is, you can ensure that you endure maximum embarrassment when your relationship [...]


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