Posted by: smellmycheese on: February 13, 2010
…or is that methane? It’s hard to tell. Both are overpowering, overwhelming, and closely associated with the rectal arena. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like anal intrusion, after all. Anyway, in case you’d somehow missed it, it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow. And what better time than this, the weekend of love, to reflect on something that brings us all together - [...]
Posted by: smellmycheese on: January 17, 2010
Dancing On Ice is on at the moment and watching it has made me think about how totally shit at sports I always have been and always will be. As a kid, I was always picked second to last (just before the fat kid) as I have basically no coordination and no desire to run [...]
